deal breaker #1, wearing sunglasses indoors. you'd better be hiding a freak-show of a shiner under those blinders or i'm gonna get all judgmental on your backside. seriously! this is minnesota, emphasis on the "ohhhh" as in "oh my gawd i'm so high-fashion for the midwest, i wear sunglasses inside buildings on overcast days, pleeeze mistake me for a two-bit celebrity!" petunia, get over yourself.
yeah yeah, corey hart wore them at night so he could, so he cou-uld...i forget the rest of it, but same deal (breaker), night is dark, sunglasses make surroundings darker. don't be a douche even if you are an art star-
he does look pretty cute (vacant, but cute) in the beginning though...ohhh 80's crushes!
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