oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god....
i just got hired for a position i interviewed for last friday!!! the new life is actually going to happen! i'm in disbelief, i'm in shock, i want to do a shot of jag and sniff some blow of a hookers ass! well, not really, that's all behind me, maybe i'll just snort some pixie stix dust or something.
ohhhh babies, this is soooo fantastic! you have no idea! the past two days have been horrendous!!! mood swings, crazy fits, but now, oh now, all of that is in the past. my new place of employment even has a gym inside. i'm gonna be soo much hotter than i am already!
ok, i'm elated right now and need to stop, but for the record, you can start referring to me as MoneyBags. uh!
