Oh Daphne!

this woman gives new meaning to the saying "you can never be too rich or too thin".

Seriously, fabulous all over, inside and out. And she's like 40 or something ridiculous like that, with babies! Oh why couldn't my grandparents have started an amazing beer company like hers did? Then I would be strutting around in more couture than I would know what to do with. Ahhh, to be the cream...

itchin'

so the sun has started to give off that end-of-the-depths-of-hell-winter glow. it's deceptive but it's worth it considering the hope that it's giving me. i burst outside this morning in my brand new burberry short coat (that i totally scored for $30, seriously, $30 for burberry...let's just say i know how to dig and swindle). but the second i hit the outside air, i shriveled up to the harsh reality that it's still fucking winter. but the seed has been planted and i can't wait for drunken bike rides (which colin just brought up in a conversation about spring scammin, look out bitches, he's on the prowl!) so, in the spirit of intoxicated wheelin, this is going to be my new best friend:

nooooo not the douche, the bag that's hidden under his shirt:
http://www.baronbob.com/beerbelly.htm

Doods! $34.95 is such a small price to pay for the ability to ride with both hands furiously gripping the bars, and think of this, for all those fucking bars that don't have patios, you can still get your drank on while sucking down a cancer stick-
it's so on!

why orgies aren't fun

T minus 3 hours and counting...

it's been a fucking long, treacherous, exhausting yet uneventful (to a certain extent) 2 1/2 weeks. this is what you get:
The Observers: Us Against the World
QOTSA: In My Head
Thirteenth Floor Elevators: You're Gonna Miss Me
Mark Lanegan: Nothin in the World Can Stop Me Worryin' Bout That Girl
Silver Jews: Inside the Golden Days of Missing You
Dandy Warhols: Sleep
Sonic Youth: Superstar
Magnetic Fields: Papa Was a Rodeo
Sun Kil Moon: Trucker's Atlas
Leonard Cohen: Take This Longing
Eels: World of Shit
Velvet Underground: I Love You (Demo)
James: Out To Get You
The Knife: NY Hotel
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds: Into My Arms
Bon Iver: Skinny Love
Neko Case: I Wish I Was the Moon
Love: Always See Your Face
The 6ths: Kissing Things
Flying Burrito Brothers: Six Days on the Road
Tourists: So Good To Be Back Home Again
Kinks: I Go to Sleep

Not bad eh? Welcome home smokestack- You've been missed like none other-

hot shit!

guess what? you'll never believe it...who's making a comeback?

for real! i had it bad for joey back in the day...i guess those gay-tarded dance moves were hot back then...

material girl jonesing

so maybe it's because i am almost finished crafting my winter coat (on the cusp of spring no less) but all i want to do is buy jackets!
this one has me streaking my jeans!

only problem is i doubt i'm gonna find it second-hand and the flippy i saw it in was charging 800 bones for it! 800!!
then i saw a black leather hoodie in nylon and i could have SWORN on linda mccartney's grave that it was by mulberry, but no luck in finding it anywhere (and it was also probably $5000). did find this one for doods by MJ himself:

but also $800 and not as cool as the one i originally scammed over.
unfortunately i won't get into my leather working class until next spring and by then i'll probably want a jacket made out of ostrich fetus feathers or something.
*sigh*

Happy VD!

this kid's adorable as shit, but she's gonna be shooting glitter out of her nose for months, fo sho-

even though i could give a shit about this holiday, i still miss my favorite thing...have fun in des moines tonight smokestack!
xoxo

funny ha ha!

Ohhh Jackie Moon, I can't wait to see you on the big screen!

buzzkill

In honor of today being the anniversary of one of my life-long love's passing, I bunkered down and watched Sylvia last night with a pile of snot rags and my cuddle puppy. I'm not a huge fan of hollywood biopics, and even though i knew very well how the film would end, that final scene wrecked me, WRECKED! t.h. called from LA just as the final credits were rolling and i was balling my eyeballs out, heaving with sobs. poor guy, he thought something was actually wrong. nope, just a crazy, hormone filled girlfriend who hasn't gotten any Teddy KBG love in too long.
then, just to put the final nail in the coffin for a wretched day, kelly-luv-bunny emails me this:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/08/AR2008020802903.html
if you see me at target in the film aisle, just know i'm ready to throw a punch to get the last of that shit-
PLRDS.COM
my heart is slowly mending-

fuck the weather, it was a good day

Ohhhh lucia, how i adore thee- seriously, that girl rocks! she did the most amazing shit to my hair, i'm completely reeling (it looks so much more ridiculously fabulous in person)! move over box colors, i'm sold on lucia!
i guess it was about the girliest day i've had in a long ass time. those specs on my head, they're marc jacobs, on clearance for 30 bones! for realll bitches! but it didn't stop there. did a little shoe shopping and scored these:

that's right. double dose of fuck-me shoes!
of course since i was on the prowl for lady biz i had to pick up some ooo-la-las for when t.h. returns, (not soon enough), but i'm just gonna let that one be a surprise.
ahh, now a little r-n-r before the rager that will start promptly at 10pm-
oh yeah, and i've been a knitting foool! finished that bitch of a black sweater and started another one, but since i lent t.h. my camera's memory card for his tour, i've got a 16mb pussy-shit one that holds a whopping 5 images-
uhh-yeah-

In honor of Super Tuesday...

http://www.kungfuelection.com

kung fu baby!

how to kill time at work with found objects

no more emo!

this is the last of the wayyyy too personal, sob sob entries. t.h. is off for 2 1/2 wks on a fun in the sun tour that is going to be fantastic for him! i was super nervous for some reason but fuck, when your boyfriend is as amazing and talented and insanely hot as t-bone, i guess it's only normal to feel that way. but after this week, my silly little head will not worry about anything...except for maybe those treacherous mountain drives in his future. seriously though, luckiest damn girl in the world, right here. ain't love grand?
good luck fellas! give em hell!