Sunday, January 20, 2008

And the high for the weekend is a big fat goose egg!

so what do you do when you live in the fucking arctic and the high for the entire weekend is zero? well, if you're me, you become a domestic goddess.
between cooking,

sewing, knitting, drinking too much wine (alone), watching a wrestling documentary and too much figure skating, and re-evaluating my life in general, I think I left the house twice (liquor store run, crafty planet run).
t.h. is still going strong on the detox while I putzed out early in the running (day two to be exact), i'm being a supportive girlfriend and cooking my junk off for him. made a fabulous cabbage stew from 101cookbooks blog(sounds like old people nosh, and my house smelled like a retirement home, but damn gina, that shit tasted mah-velous!).

whipped up a penne/italian sausage/radicchio/pecorino bake last night that was a hit (as you can tell from the emptiness of the pan--)

frogged a sweater i enthusiastically finished a few weeks ago (made me look like a fridge box):

and started working on the winter coat from a Built-By-Wendy pattern that i bought back in october.

ps I'm a terrible sew-er. this whole project is terrifying! and I'm not the type that makes stuff exactly like the shit tells you to, so i doubled up the lining and quilted it, chanel-style,

(it's actually black, not euro-trash-silver) but now i'm not sure if it's actually going to work with the wool i bought...could be a very expensive fuck-up-
to distract myself, i started knitting from one of the bah-zillion knitting books i got for xmas only to realize that the chick had good intentions and brilliant ideas, but fuck, bitch can't write a pattern to save her life! seriously this is as far as i've gotten:

on this sweater (pardon the flash, someone needs to get me some god-damned photoshop)

i've ripped this shit up so many fucking times i'm about to shove that dildo of a size 19 circular needle into my eye and hope it comes out my ear so i can strangle myself with it!
looks simple right? chiggity check yo' self before you do it cause apparently you need to be a master knitter and just assume everything in order to pull that shit off. yeesh!
i did spruce up my forest of geraniums though. so if you want a plant come april, holla at your girl cause i'm gonna have more than i know what to do with-

all those glasses along the bottom shelf will be bloomin plants ready for pots soon, very soon.
managed to watch the self-destruction of the ultimate warrior last night. what a hoot! seriously, my bitches and I were HUUGE wwf fans back in our 11-year-old days in nodak. seeing all of this again brings back memories. sigh
i'll buck it up later though. i've got a copy of ratcatcher (one of the best movies of recent) and my new best friend:

Terenzi, Cesanese del Piglio. Almost better than sex...maybe not.
Managed to catch one of the biggest cheese-ball events on tv today, Fashion on Ice. the only redeeming thing about it was when some 'mo skated to billie jean in a bedazzled-to-fuck heatherette costume (ps richie rich is my dream-come-true hero. if only i could be so pretty all the fucking time! seriously, he must be made of angelic plastic. for real. and mr. cowboy, oh how i wish to the high heavens you weren't as gay as sin)
so it's been real. i guess i'm trying to start as much crap as i can before t.h. leaves for tour on the 2nd so i have something to keep busy with. all of the face-stuffing has probably been because of that too. i'll just have to fill my lonely nights with that cranberry infused vodka i've been eyeballing every time i go to surdyks, pilates, and this poor little scrap who has been neglected by mama this weekend

and my kitchen could use some tcb tlc
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i'm off to visit the fawns-